Wednesday, March 11, 2009

i hate pharm

i hate pharm. and biostats. and prev med. and oh yeah, i'll probably hate on some psych and icm. i love path, namely because i did my best yet on a test!

and i'm burnt out. i need spring break like nothing else. today after today's pharm evilness A "i love it" N and K and i went to eat some food and then got mani/pedicures...i got a pedicure because my fingernails are nonsalvageable anyway. an apathetic vietnamese guy did mine...i could tell he really didn't want to be there, but it was the family business...ha! sucks to be him...maybe he should be in college instead. but he did a good job! (and i can understand...he obviously didn't have an accent, so i bet he was born here, or moved here as a baby and is stuck living the "first generation's life" or whatever, when all he really feels is that he's an american and just wants to play and do his own thing and he doesn't really understand his foreign family all that well...)

one of the bonus essays for pharm today was "if you could make a male birth control pill, what would you put in it and why". here is my answer:
  • make a pill that has a lot of sugar, fat, and garlic and onion extract. the dude taking the pill gets so repulsive that no woman would want to come near him. he has decreased his chance of being with a women in a situation that would lead to making babies. you could also add some cannabis. he would get gynecomastia (man boobs) and be so stoned that he would eat all the time and become more repulsive.
ha, i also added something about LH antagonists, but eh, my prof has a good sense of humor, and he just wanted "what" and "why would you". and i did that. i better get my points!

now to study psych...

3 comments:

allison said...

Man, why didn't I think of that as a male OCP??? You are HILARIOUS. I bet you get all the bonus points because they'll be sick of reading the rest of our bullsh*t. Since I knew nothing about male hormones I said they should attack sperm motility. Ha ha ha

Kate said...

Haha that's pretty good

Dragonfly said...

Ah yes, males on THC. Sooo attractive. Can't think why I haven't made a move on any fellow in my current town of work/residence...