Saturday, January 12, 2008

Mission: Biochem Board

your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to study continuously for this entire weekend for the upcoming biochemistry board exam.

your mission dossier includes the following:
  • board review series biochemistry review book
  • rapid review series biochemistry review book
  • yellow legal pad o' paper
  • multi-colored pens
  • debit card for multiple caffeine purchases
you are to read the above review books and answer as many questions as you can in preparation for the board exam to be held monday morning at 8:00 am.

you may be tempted to not study. the only acceptable non-study activities include the following:
  • exercise at the local Y not to exceed 1 hour on each day
  • eating meals that don't involve 1 hour waits for tables
  • bathroom breaks
  • showers
the following activities are NOT acceptable:
  • going to local bar for a drink
  • perusing the internet
  • blogging (after this post)
  • daydreaming
do you accept this mission?

_x_ yes
___ no

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