Saturday, August 18, 2007

starbucks is evil!

as i was browsing this morning, i came across the starbucks oracle. after putting in my drink of choice , a tall cafe au lait, this is what it told me:

The all-knowing Oracle of Starbucks

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Lame

You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks tall cafe au lait.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home

eh, i guess it's to be expected that i'm boring. blast, that's such a not nice word to be called. i guess i'll take my boring self over to yoga in a little bit, since that's exactly what boring people do on a saturday morning. and also, mind you, i do not go to starbucks, i in fact make my own coffee in the morning, and for any other coffee needs i go to the local "family-owned" coffee shop in town. and i bring my own mug. boo-yah!!! how's THAT for boring...

oh, and here's the link to the starbucks oracle.

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